Now women and whiskey, they ain't the answer

Lord, well I just know that this here is true

But the way that I'm feeling, I just might be thinking

Lord, tonight they just might have to do



I've spent a lot of long and lonely nights in honkey tonk taverns

I was two fisted drinking and fighting back against the wall



And I know it's a problem, a no win situation,

but I can't seem to resist that old whiskey call



Mister pour me a drink

Hell, give me the bottle

Set me down in the corner 'till we're two sheets gone

And don't tell me no stories, about a good hearted woman

I wanna hear