Verse 1



I know a fat girl she wears a orange skirt

You give her twenty dollars and you can do work

She'll take food stamps and a traveller's cheque

Because her hair and her face and her life's a wreck

She wears a bright blonde wig some high heeled pumps

She's down in the dumps so she's sellin' her rump

She's a hot little momma and she works every day

If you wanna pay to play here's where she stays

She's at the...



Chorus



(Bristol Hotel) Room 515

(The Bristol Hotel) Where that at? (Jamaica, Queens!)



Verse 2



I seen her standin' there, slutty as could be

Offering the putty for a itty-bitty fee

Every red light she'll come over to your ride

Or she's standin' in the doorway tellin' you to come inside

The Bristol Hotel, cos it ain't no thing

And her meat tastes better than Burger King

Japanese executives in three-piece suits

Glasses all foggy when they come in the place

The girlies in the Bristol, they're all in cahoots

He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the...



Repeat chorus



Verse 3



Party people check the story cos the story is ill

It's the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill

They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night

Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight

The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool

"Never ever rush, that's the golden rule

I been comin' to the Bristol's ten years of my life

A-yo, what the hell? Yo, man that's my wife!"



(The...)



Repeat chorus



Verse 4



You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind

And if you know her good enough she won't make you stand on line

She'll let you inside, make you pay for the ride

Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died

You say "What the heck", because you already paid

Not knowin' that the guy that went before you had AIDS

Bang bang boogie, she was so amusin'

Next week you're at the clinic gettin' blood transfusions

At the...



Repeat chorus



(The Bristol Hotel) (till fade