I've never done the Carson show

I've never found the time

but when I'm back in Hollywood

I'll drop in to say "hi"

I'll say, "John, it's such a privilege to sit here in your chair.

The folks back home are tuning in, excuse me if I stare."



And, "I've always watched your show at home,

I've always been a fan;

I love it when you make big jokes of Doc

and Ed McMhan."



And then I'll sing a song or two

and John will act impressed

then make me slip down on the couch

and bring out his next guest



Of all the things I've never done

the one that I want most:

Johnny Carson can I be your Monday night guest host?