Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S. SeskinS. Sherrill). Love This Town Music (ASCAP)All Over Town MusicTree Publishing Co.,Inc.New Wolf Music (BMI)

New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music(BMI) Chris Clark Publishing Designee.



It Seems like all my life

I've wanted to be a wife

So I went under the knife

And it really changed my life

Ever since that Oprah show

I've been wantin' me a change



Panty hose a time or two

...What?

Garter belts and high heel shoes

...No you di'int

Wore a big beehive hairdo

...Stop!

So they kicked me out of school

...Don't go there!

Everybody knew I was acting pretty strange



Since the change

They hardly recognize me

Even got a brand new name

I swear! I feel a little lighter

Since I went from Jim to Jane

It takes a while to get used to this

'Cause right now I'm still in pain

I was an unhappy man

Before the change



Rock my world little country boy, those Wrangler butts drive me nuts, uh!



Girlfriend I must confess

...Go ahead

Last night I was in a mess

...What happened?

My date, he was impressed

...Huh-uh

Untill I got undressed

...Huuuuh

When he saw my hairy chest

...Uh-hoo-hoo-hoo

He said,