Put on your yarmulke

Its time for Chanukah

So much funnaka

To celebrate Chanukah



Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents

We get eight crazy nights



When you feel like the only kid in town

Without a Christmas tree

Here's a new list of people who are Jewish

Just like you and me



Winona Ryder,

Drinks Manischewitz wine

Then spins a draydle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein



Guess who gives and receives

Loads of Chanukah toys

The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys



Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish,

Courtney Love is half too

Put them together

What a funky bad ass Jew



We got Harvey Keitel

And flash dancer Jennifer Beals

Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish

And yes her boobs are real



Put on your yarmulka

Its time for Chanukah

2 time Ocsar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka

celebrates Chanukah



O.J. Simpson

Still not a Jew

But guess who is,

The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo



Bob Dylan was born a Jew

Then he wasn't

but now he's back,

Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish

'Cause we're pretty good in the sack.



Guess who got bar-mitzvahed

On the PGA tour

No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods

I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore.



So many Jews are in the show biz

Bruce Springsteen isn't

But my mother thinks he is.



Tell the world-amanaka

It's time for Chanukah

It's not pronounced Ch-nakah

The C is silent in Chanukah

So get your hooked on phonica

Get drunk in Tijuanaka

If you really really wannaka

Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah!