time to take out the menorahs



put on your yarmulke

it's time for Chanukah

so much funukah

to celebrate Chanukah



Chanukah is a festival of lights

instead of one day of presents we have 8 crazy nights

so when you feel the only kid in town

without a Christmas tree

here's a new list of people who are Jewish

just like you and me



Winona Ryder

drinks Manischewitz wine

then spins a dreidel

with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Cline



guess who gives and recieves

loads of Chanukah toys

the girls from Veruca Salt and all 3 Beastie Boys



Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish

Courtney Love is half too

put them together

what a funky bad-ass Jew



we got Harvey Keitel

and flash dancer Jennifer Beals

Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish

and yes her boobs are real



put on that yarmulke

it's time for Chanukah

two time oscar winner Dustin Hoffmanukah

celebrates Chanukah



OJ Simpson

still not a jew

but guess who is

the guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo



Bob Dylan was born a Jew

then he wasn't but now he's back

Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish

cuz we're pretty good in the sack



Guess who got Bar Mitzvahed

on the PGA tour

no i'm not talking about Tiger Woods

i'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore



so many Jews are in the show biz

Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish

but my mother thinks he is



tell that Daryl Lamonaka.

it's time to celebrate Chanukah

it's not pronounced CHA-nukah

the C is silent in Chaunkah

so read your hooked on phonicahs

get drunk in tiajuanakah

if you really really wannakah

have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah

happy Chaunkah