How can we search for an ox foot in box

When we keep slipping on these Goddamned rocks

Let's use the sacred Shroud of Turin to clean the shit off these rocks

"Okay, let's do it." Said the one-footed ox

What man would be so vulgar

As to use a rugged mountain to wipe his butt

But that same man's mother would be proud

That he used the Charles Mountain

Not the Shroud

Certain behaviors in certain conditions

must certainly be allowed