The Devil went to Jamaica

He was looking to sell some weed

he was doin' fine, they were standing in line

it was excellent weed indeed

he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot

and the devil slid down the beach and said "boy let me tell you what,

I guess you kinda figured I'm a reefer head of course

and after all this time, I guess that I'm a conessuire of sorts

now your stuff smells ok, but this can tranquilize a horse

I bet a million in cash against your satsh that mines better then yours."

the boy said my names Johnny and you ain't smoked nothing yet

one hit of this grass'll kick your ass, you got yourself a bet."



Johnny role a ball of hash and make sure its the bomb

cause the devils got the kinda stuff they smoke in vietnam

you'll get a million smackaroos in cash if you can cope

but if you can't the devil gets your dope



The devil packed a bong with a little ockopoco gold

and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl

he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit

and as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit



when the bowl was finished Johnny said hey man that stuff was great

but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate



cannibas sativa sweet mary jane

the devils in the back yard frying his brain

zig zag filled with a diggidy dank

hold on tight it'll hit you like a tank



the devil nodded off because he knew that he was stoned

and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Johnny owned

Johnny said devil just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz

i done told you once you son of a bitch mines the best there ever was



Fired up doobies one by one

aint gonna stop till the bags done

green as a bull frog sticky as glue

granny do you get high yes i do