It's crazy what we can do with satellite technology

We can now home order a lobotomy from another country

Last but not least we have the key to this old mystery

If extra-terrestrials are green, it's... jealousy

Zappin' on satellite TV

All night long

Nihility hypnotizing me

Zappin' on satellite TV

All night long

The paradise of parasites, to me

So many babylonauts livin' in a plastic age

Silicone women, built-in-baby-bottles, how odd...

So many babylonauts livin' in a plastic age

Anatomic bombs, bottom models high heel shod

Channel five, you suddenly materialise

Naked in a liquid crystal bath

Deep inside a fantasy game

Far beyond vice, hmm... right at the edge of shame

An afflux of bilirubin exceeding everything

The remote controller falls down right under my bed

Donald Duck soft-landing on the moon appears on the screen

The Disney channel logo now in a corner displayed

Zappin' on satellite TV

All night long

Nihility hypnotizing me

Zappin' on a satellite TV

All night long

The paradise of parasites, to me

So many babylonauts livin' in a money age

One man's sorrow is another viewer's joy, how odd...

So many babylonauts livin' in a money age

Not any scruples if a dollar, God superseded by gold

Channel six his Holiness still alive and direct

Mumbles his latest brand new poppycock

Watch out for the judgement day

And in the meantime carry on starving, St. Big Money hears you pray

An afflux of adrenalin blows out all my inner gates

The remote controller in my hand... disintegrates

Switches to commercials

Now I'm a zero if I don't have this ultimate love-letter typewriter

Zappin' on satellite TV

All night long

Nihility hypnotizi