I met a boy in a bar last night

He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth

I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night

The fairies came into his room

The fairies came

The fairies came

The fairies came that night

The fairies came into his room



Worked on a barge in Ontario

The captain was a slimy f--king drunk

We hit a reef, and it was scary-o

The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk

The fairies came

The fairies came

The fairies came that night

The fairies came and drove us home



I met a girl on the ferry boat

She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth

Then I reached down and felt her magic wand

And I realized that he was just like me

That fairy came

That fairy came

That fairy came that night

That fairy came to be my best friend Carl



Walked on a bridge

Walked on a bridge

Oh where's my bridge?

Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, four

La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la



I got a job at a fast food joint

I sold Coke and straws by the pound

My fairy godmother laughed at me

And she kicked my sorry ass right out of town

She kicked my ass

She kicked my ass

She kicked my sorry ass

She kicked my ass right out of town



I met a boy in a bar last night

He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth

I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night

The fairies came into his room

The fairies came

The fairies came

The fairies came that night

The fairies came into his room