The little leagues, the spare-time sports

Works teams and pub teams

Sandwiches for the darts competition

Oranges at half time

Spare time tennis, scrambling on fields

Hustle and bustle for the love of the game

Jack high for the local bowls match

Winners and losers, all much the same

But there's a bloke been hanging around

Technical improvements, capital gains

Investment plans, advertising space

He's come to put an end to the fun and games

Come to put an end to the fun and games

Come to put an end to the fun and games