[Lenny]

My girl's the kind of girl

For steady company.

It's steady company

That I prefer.

When in the Charleston dance

I want to bump a knee,

I want to bump a knee

With her.

Homely wrecks appeal

When their checks appeal,

But she has sex appeal.

Yes, sir!



Isn't she cute?

Isn't she sweet?

She's gentle

And mentally nearly complete.

She's knockout,

She's regal

Her beauty's illegal.

She's the girl friend!

Take her to dance!

Take her to tea!

It's stunning

How cunning this lady

Can be.

A look at this vision

Will cause a collision.

She's the girl friend!

She is smart,

She's refined.

How can she be real?

She has heart,

She has mind.

Hell, the girl's ideal!

Isn't she cute?

Isn't she sweet?

An eyeful you'd die full

Of pleasure to meet.

In my funny fashion

I'm cursed with a passion

For the girl friend!



[Mollie]

He's very short on looks

But long on decency.

He's long on decency,

He's very tame.

But he has made an awful hit with me since he ----

A hit with me, since he first came.

I have seen so well

He won't screen so well.

He's game!



Isn't he cute?

Isn't he sweet?

He's gentle and mentally

Nearly complete.

He's warm as

An oven.

He knows how

To love an'

I'm the girl friend!



[Lenny]

Take her to dance!

Take her to tea!

It's stunning

How cunning this lady

Can be.

She ain't got

No culture.

She's keen as

A vulture.

She's the girl friend!



[Mollie]

He is smart,

He's refined.

How can he be real?

He has heart,

He has mind.

Hell, the boy's ideal!



[Lenny]

Isn't she cute?

Isn't she sweet?

An eyeful you'd die full

Of pleasure to meet.



[Both]

In my [his] funny fashion

I'm [he's] cursed with a passion

For the girl friend.