This is the Goodship Lifestyle

All my friends jumped ship

I elect me the captain

This is the loneliest voyage

I've ever been on

Up in the crow's nest

Over there! I see land!

First mate? There is no First Mate...

This is the Goodship Lifestyle

Sail away from the world

So steer a course

A course for nowhere

And drop the anchor

My little Empire

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere

This is the Goodship Lifestyle

I fly my very own flag

TV dinners for one

At the captain's table

Repel all boarders!

Draw the curtains tighter!

Where's the crew? There is no

crew...

This is the Goodship Lifestyle

So steer a course

A course for nowhere

And drop the anchor

My little Empire

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere

I'm going nowhere