Jabawokee ding dong

Slip slap slee

Dipstick paddywhack

Pee pee googalee gee

Polly wolly sling slang

Skooey dibbely doo

Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong

Hop hip kagagoogoo

Hickory dickory slickory flip flap

Dip skip to my Lou

Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham

Whack snack koochie koochie koo



Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle

You gotta eat Grandma's stroodle

'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch

You gotta gish, you gotta gash

You gotta wax Grandma's mustache

And lay out her socks

To make sure they match

Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma



Slappety dappety sling skism skasm

Bing bang boo

A yip, a yap, a snippety snap

Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo

Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle

Awhee clunkety clang

A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz

Chitty chitty bang wang lang

Zippity doo dang lipidee ay

Oompa loompa doo

A piggly wiggly dooda

Stinky winky linky foo man choo



Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle

You gotta shave Grandma's poodle

'Cause Grandma would do the same for you

You gotta libby, you gotta labby

You gotta hug Grandma, even though she's flabby

'Cause you should know Grandma's are people too

Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma



Now if you listened to the words of this song

You know they're coming straight from the heart

Never make fun of your Grandma

Even when she rips a juicy fart



And remember to dip you gotta doodle

You gotta stop playing with your noodle

'Cause Grandma said it will make you go blind

You gotta gipper, you gotta giper

You gotta change Grandma's diaper

And then pretend that you really didn't mind



Whoa, respect to the Grandma