chorus:

oh the intergalactic laxative will get you from
here to there

relieve you and believe me without a worry or
care

if shitting is your problem when you're out there
in the stars

the intergalactic laxative will get you from here
to mars

they don't partake like you and I of beefy burger
mush

their food is specially prepared to dissolve into
slush

absorbed my multi-fibres in the super diaper suit

otherwise the slush would trickle down inside the
boot

you may well ask now what becomes of liquid they
consume

a pipe is led from penis head to a unit in the
room

the water is recirculated, filtered for re-use

in case of anti-gravity, pee gets on the loose

wherever man has conquered on the quest for
frontiers new

I'm glad he's always had to do the no. one and
two

it makes it all so ordinary just like you and me

to know the greatest heroes they had to shit and
pee!