Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around.

Like to introduce `Legs' Larry Smith, drums

And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole

And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar

And Neil Innes, piano.

Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone

With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax.

I, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet.

Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone

And Robert Morley, guitar.

Billy Butlin, spoons.

And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes.

Nice!

Princess Anne on sousaphone.

Mmm.

Introducing Liberace, clarinet

With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals.

[Jazzy scat singing]

Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.

In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin

And Franklin McCormack on harmonica.

Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele.

Hi Eric!

On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax.

A great honour, sir.

And specially flown in for us, the session's gorilla on vox humana.

Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium.

Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call.

Hearing from you later, Casanova on horn.

Yeah! Digging General de Gaulle on accordion.

Rather wild, General!

Thank you, sir.

Roy Rogers on Trigger.

Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos.

Count Basie Orchestra on triangle.

[CBO:] (Ting!)

Thank you.

Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone.

Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp.

And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells.

[Q:] Hooray!

Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo.

We welcome Val Doonican as himself.

[V:] Hullo there!

Very appealing, Max Jaffa.

Mmm, that's nice, Max!

What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion.

A great favourite and a wonderf