Hello, Hello. My names Terry and Im a law abider

Theres nothing I like more than getting fired up on beer

And when the weekends here I to exercise my right to get paralytic and fight

Good bloke fairly

But I get well leery when geezers look at me funny

Bounce em round like bunnies

Im likely to cause mischief

Good clean grief you must believe and I aint no thief.

Law abiding and all, all legal.

And who cares about my liver when it feels good

Wwhat you need is some real manhood.

Rasher Rasher Barney and Kasha putting peoples backs up.

Public disorder, Ill give you public disorder.

I down eight pints and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer

See if that bothers you cause I never broke a law in my life

Someday Im gonna settle down with a wife

Come on lads lets have another fight



Eh hello. My names Tim and Im a criminal,

In the eyes of society I need to be in jail

For the choice of herbs I inhale.

This aint no wholesale operation

Just a few eighths and some Playstations my vocation

I pose a threat to the nation

And down the station the police hold no patients

Lets talk space and time

I like to get deep sometimes and think about Einstein

And Carl Jung And old Kung Fu movies I like to see

Pass the hydrator please

Yeah Im floating on thin air.

Going to Amsterdam in the New Year top gear there

Cause I taker pride in my hobby

Home made bongs using my engineering degree

Dear Leaders, please legalise weed for these reasons.



Like I was saying to him.

I told him: Top with me and you wont leave.

So I smacked him in the head and downed another Carling

Bada Bada Bing for the lads night.

Mad fight, his faces a sad sight.

Vodka and Snake Bite.

Going on like a righ