Once upon a time

It was in Albuquerque, New Mexico

There were these girls that worked at the college

They were really cool . . .

(They thought so anyway)

They would be delighted to tell you

how suave they were At the drop of a hat

There was three of 'em:

One of them thought she was a

Beauty Queen . . .

The other one was a Walking Blow-Job

And then there was this skinny girl . . .

Oh well . . .

Some of the guys in the band got together

With the girls from the college

They were having a good time . . .

(We were in Albuquerque for a couple of days)

But these girls thought they were Hot Shit

'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band

On the first day, so ...

A couple of the guys in the band

Who were desperate for THAT KIND OF ACTION

Kept workin' on 'em for two days

(Which is a waste of fuckin' time anyway . . . )

So, anyway . . .

But if that's your idea of a good time, what the hey?

Send those pants up here!

Here's some more!

Okay, good-good!

Traditional cotton ... oh, how sweet!

Umf. . . huh-huh-huh-huhhh . . .

HERE! Work these!

Anyway . . .

We're in Albuquerque, New Mexico . . .

A couple of the guys in the band, who shall go nameless

Because their girlfriends might find out

Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls

From the college

So, one night ... it was the first night

When they were still trying to 'get it in there'

(Ya know what I mean? Huh-huh-huh . . .)

The skinny girl, she says to one of the guys in the band

She says, well, to several of the guys in the band

And one of the T-shirt guys too . . .

"HEY! LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING!"

At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the