Too young to drink and too smart to think

Attaches on his head with the missing link

He's skinny as a snake and fast as a mink

But he ain't for sale unless you add the kitchen sink



Look out, here he comes again

They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head



When you live on a planet the size of a town

You can't get your kicks by getting around

Fun's hard to find on such familiar ground

So you invent it: the mental it's better than found



Look out, here he comes again

They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head



He used to beat himself up till he was sick and confused

Dead tired and throbbing, half crazy and bruised

Till he'd be too worn out to keep being himself

Now he can pick them at will from the heads on his shelf



Look out, here he comes again

They say he's dead, he's my three best friends

He's so honest that the dishonest dread

Meeting the kid with the replaceable head