A crowd came in and sat down

And then a man began to yell

About savin' souls to heaven

And for the sinner there was hell

Well later on that night

In a motel room down the road

He kept his meeting for a cat-o-nine beating

>From a leather-clad man named Moe



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An honest man

We're looking for the last honest man

An honest man

Keep searching for the last honest man



There's a man that moves the masses

On a big city radio dial

He shouts and screams at all he's seen

Runs a talk show like a trial

And there's a bartender keeping secrets

About a boxer that took a dive

And in an office way uptown a deal is going down

That could get somebody four to five



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Now we'll keep looking high and low

And we'll keep searching 'round

Is everybody, everyone, dishonest in this town?

Well they'll stab you in the back

You get a handshake and a smile

But if one don't get ya, the other one will

And ya gotta walk that mile



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