Nurse: Rocky bought a coconut

He bought it for a dime

His nephew had another one

He paid it for a lime.



Kermit: True



Nurse: He put the lime in the coconut

He drank them both up

He put the lime in the coconut

Drank them both up



Nurse&Kermit: He put the lime in the coconut

Drank them both up

He put the lime in the coconut



Nurse: He called the doctor

Woke him up, and said



Kermit: Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I say



Nurse&Kermit: Doctor



Kermit: To relieve this flipper ache, I said



Nurse&Kermit: Doctor



Kermit: Ain't there nothing I can take, I say



Nurse&Kermit: Doctor



Kermit: To relieve this flipper ache



Doctor: Now let me get this straight

You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up

You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up



Nurse: He put the lime in the coconut

He drank them both up



Doctor: You put the lime in the coconut

You called your doctor

Woke him up, and said



Kermit&Doctor: Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said

Doctor

To relieve this flipper ache, I said

Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said

Doctor

To relieve this flipper ache



Nurse & All: You put the lime in the coconut

Drank them both together

Put the lime in the coconut

Then you feel better

Put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up

Put the lime in the coconut

And call me in the morning



(Kermit: Hey whats going on ? )



Nurse & All: Rocky bought a coconut

He bought it for a dime

His nephew had another one

He paid it for a lime

He put the lime in the coconut

He drank them both up

He put the lime in the coconut

He called the doctor

Woke him up, and said

Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said

Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said

Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take, I said

Doctor

Ain't there nothing I can take



All: You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up

You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both up

You put the lime in the coconut

You drank them both together

Put the lime in the coconut

Then you feel better

Put the lime in the coconut

Drank them both down

Put the lime in the cocnut

Call me in the morning

If you call me in the morning

I'll tell you what to do

Cause if you call me in the morning

I'll tell you what to do

Cause if you call me in the morning



Doctor If you call me in the morning

I'll tell you what to do