If U leave her now

Ur never gonna 2 c her again - Never

Now she's gonna need a shoulder 2 cry on

She's gonna need a friend

She's gonna need a pillow case v something 2 put those tears on

And Eye've got some purple satin lacys

1 second later than the second U gone



She' gonna miss U at first

But then she's gonna buy me things

That's when Eye'm gonna lay her

'cross my piano stool and sing 2 her



[Chorus:]

Honey, Eye tried 2 tell him

That U were the marrying kind

A faithful 1-man-woman

The best he would ever find

Eye guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that

So there ain't nothing left 2 say

Eye tried 2 tell him if U run 2 me

Eye won't run away



If U leave her now

U'll never get another glimpse

Eye'm going 2 lace her with enough ice to recap the polls

There might b another solar eclipse

She's gonna find-

-bath water hot enough 2 b touched (oh, man. porkchop is hurtin')

Eye'm gonna put her on the same diet Missy went on

U know she eat 2 much

Tonight, she's gonna miss U at first

But then she'll get used 2 me

All of the tricks Eye would try

2 make her take this ring and make love 2 me



[Chorus]



Run away

Don't run away