Here comes another song about Mexico

I just can't help myself

I lost my old lady

Got my lures got my bobbers now I'm gonna go

Got off in the wrong direction

Found some hookers and lost my erection

So I had to lie in the letter to the boys back home

The good guys and the bad guys

Well, they never work past noon around here

They sit side by side in the cantinas

Talk to senoritas

And drink warm beer



Here comes the same old verse about Mexico

We just can't help ourselves

We lost our old ladies

Got our lures got our bobbers now we're gonna go

Got off in the wrong direction

Found some hookers and lost our erections

So we had to lie in the letter to the boys back home

(had to lie, had to lie)

The good guys and the bad guys

Well, they never work past noon around here

They sit side by side in the cantinas

Talk to senoritas

And drink warm beer