Kermit: It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, ...



Females: It's time to play the music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.



Males: It's time to put on makeup

It's time to dress up right

It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.



Waldorf: Why do we always come here

Statler: I guess we'll never know

Waldorf: It's like a kind of torture

both: To have to watch the show



(brief interlude)



Muppets: And now let's get things started

Audience: Why don't you get things started

Kermit: It's time to get things started

Muppets: on the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational

this is what we call the Muppet Show!