THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE.



THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS HIT THE TOWN LIKE A BOMB

THE BACK FENCE GOSSIPS AINT BEEN THIS GOOD

SINCE MABEL RAN OFF WITH TOM

OUR TOWN WAS PEACEFUL AND QUIET BEFORE SHE CAME ON THE SCENE

THE LADY HAS STARTED A RIOT DISTURBING THE SUBURBAN ROUTINE

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS THE TOWN IS A WHIRL

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE MI-O-MIO WHAT A GIRL

YOU SHOULD SEE HOW SHE CARRIES ON WITH HER ADMIRERS GALORE

SHE MUST BE GIVING THEM QUITE A THRILL THE WAY THEY FLOCK TO HER DOOR

SHE THROWS THOSE COME HITHER GLANCES AT EVERY TOM, DICK AND JOE

WHEN OFFERED SOME LIQUID REFRESHMENTS THE LADY NEVER NEVER SAYS NO

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE HAS THE TOWN IN A WHIRL

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE MI-O-MIO WHAT A GIRL



THE THINGS THEYRE TRYING TO PIN ON HER WONT HOLD MUCH WATER IM SURE

BENEATH THE POWDER AND FANCY LACE BEATS A HEART SWEET AND PURE

SHE JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO CHANGE HER THEN SHELL BE NICE AS CAN BE

IF YOURE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD STRANGER YOURE WELCOME TO DROP IN AND SEE

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE SO DELIGHTFUL TO HUG

THE NAUGHTY LADY OF SHADY LANE

SHES DELECTABLE...QUITE RESPECTABLE

AND SHES ONLY NINE DAYS OLD.