Started out, just drinkin' beer

I didn't know how or why

Or what I was doin' there

Just a couple more

Made me feel a little better

Believe me when I tell you

It was nothin' to do with the letter



I ran right out of beer

I took a look into the larder

No bones, nothin'

I'd better go and get somethin' harder

Back in a flash

I started on a dash of Jamaica rum

Me and Pat Malone

Drinking on our ow-ow-ow-own



Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Woh-yeah, the nips are gettin' bigger

Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Yeah-eah-eah, mmm they're gettin' bigger



Sometimes I wonder

What all these chemicals

Are doin' to my brain

Doesn't worry me enough

To stop me from doin' it agai-ai-ain

Wipin' out brain cells

By the millions but I don't care

It doesn't worry me

Even though

I ain't got a lot to spare-are-are



Woh-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Woh-yeah-eah, the nips are gettin' bigger

Wo-hoh-oh, the nips are gettin' bigger

Yeah-eah-eah, they're gettin' bigger