(Edwards Rossi)

Her name was Mia

from North Korea

I said, Come over

Bring your Land Rover

I don't like sushi

She said, that suits me

I take a shower

On every hour



Oh, the Oriental, very very special

If you ever get some

You want another one and another one

The Oriental, very very gentle

I got one for a cousin

Can you send me a dozen?



Her name was Mae Wong

She came from Hong Kong

She was a raver

Of Eastern flavour

I said, I love you

She said, I'd love to

Go down to Texas

Must have one Lexus



Oh, the Oriental, so very very special

If you ever get some

You want another one and another one

The Oriental, very very gentle

I like it spicy

That'll do me nicely



I'm gonna cross the water, take a plane to Tokyo

And find a little geisha, I love to see them go

And carry on to China, Asia Minor and some more

Then finish with a sling in Singapore



Oh, the Oriental, very very special

If you ever get some

You want another one and another one

The Oriental, very very gentle

I got one for a cousin

Can you send me a dozen?



Oh, the Oriental will drive you mental

I really gotta get one

And then another one and another one

Oh, the Oriental, can you get them on a rental?

Don't send me a Russian

Ain't no discussion

Got to be an Oriental