(intro)

Hosts: hi as you know we like to do allot of charity work

and so uh today we got a special guest coming in

the're going to send someone in from the city Zoo

as part of the uh animal awareness week

something we're just really proud of doing

and we try to do it atleast once a year

*guitar sound from no where*

*short pause* no way buddy you are outta here

crazy guy: I have to sing my tale to the panda

host: You can't sing you're not a muscician no way

*cough cough* don't let him do this-

crazy guy: this next song

is the new first song from our new album

host: what?

crazy guy: this is not a flabble song this is the panda



(actual song)

After dark the pandas stalk

Nightmeare creatures with black hearts

Ravenous teeth that glow in the dark

feasting on bums that sleep in the park



Chorus:

the pandas are coming!

so hide under your bed!

the pandas are comng!

they'll rip your ass to shreads!



hosts: get out of the studio! get out! get out of here dude! hey panda boy.



crazy guy: i shant!

the panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures

shrouded in the inigma of it's black and white coat

what kind of camoflauge is this?

black and white?

hiding in an oreo factory could be

that's just another chapter in the endless saga of the panda!



chorus

the pandas are coming!

to rip off your head!

the pandas are coming!

on a rampage of the dead!



hosts: what the hell.



crazy guy: like the shark the panda has millions of teeth-



hosts: okay cut off the oxygen to the other room



crazy guy: -which it uses like a hack saw to cut through bones, candy, and fences



hosts: uh that's a li