Leanor Jeff the girl Ortega- Salsa



AY, I love my pantaloons,

they fit me oh so tight,

they make me smile with delight.

Do YOOOUUUUUUUUU like Five Iron Frenzy singing 'bout the pants?

It's kind of silly... bring on the romance!

Thank you for this little listen.

*insert latin whoops and yipees*



Dennis Bayne Culp - Meat Loaf



I'll never forget when I saw you standin' there wearin' pants.

You were all alone.

And I thought to myself,

'Man I wish I had those pants!'

but the problem was, those weren't my pants!

I don't know whose pants they are!

But I want 'em.

I only know, tha-at I want 'em.

So why don't you come over here and roooock, baby.

Oh hold on to me tight baby!

Oh ye-ah, and keep wearin' them pants, cause, I love, yooouuu.



Reese Roper - Country



These are not my pants.

I don't know whose they are.

They smell a lot like Bobby's,

'cause he likes to fart.

These are nooooot my pants.

How did they get here?

Well, I'm fillin' up with fear,

cause these are not my pants...

Thank ye', I'll be at the grand ol' opry, tonight.



Keith Hoerig - Heavy Metal



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

THESE ARE NOT, MY PANTS!

WHOSE PANTS, ARE THESE ANYWAY?

THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS!

WHOSE PANTS ARE THESE ANYWAY?

ARE THESE BOBBY'S, or TIMMY'S, or BILLY'S PANTS?

NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THESE ARE NOT MY PANTS,

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEH.

BLOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH.

ARE YOU LISTENING TO WHAT I SAY???



Andrew Verdecchio - R