Jason came in from Peoria

Wearing silk sunglasses

His girlfriend Gloria wore metal shoes

That emitted poison gases from the heels

One drink of that stuff and -Zam!-

The walls became floors

Became ceilings became doors

The singer just kept singing "Feelings"

That's right when I snapped

Needless to say, the party broke up



That flashing tie was a riot!

And what was that other remark that you made?

Oh yes, you're unemployed.

Me too. I know what you mean

Someone began to discuss paranoia

When lightning destroyed half the room

With one blast

The last of us killed off the wine

And went home

Needless to say, the party broke up