Do you want to come to a party

My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30

This things at a frat house but people are cool there

Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there

Would be someone there who would catch my attention

I wasnt out looking for love or affection

Said I paid my 3 and the girls got in free

Shined the beer for tequila and we headed into the party



And in the backyard some terrible ska band

Someone in the background was doing a keg stand

This place is so lame all the girls look the same

All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed

In my bed back at home watching TV alone

Where Id put on some porn or have sex on the phone

Far from people I hate down from anywhere state

Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party



And then I saw her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She wasnt wearing underwear, atleast I prayed that

She might be the one, maybe wed have some fun

Maybe wed watch the sun rise

But that night I learned some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard to impress

With they way that they dress

With those things on their chests

And the things they suggest to me



I couldnt believe what this lady was saying

The names she was dropping, the games she was playing

She dated the guy who now rides for Black Flys

How shes down with the wise well-constructed disguise

Now Id rather go dateless then sit here and hate this

Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless

So I said Id call her but never would bother

Until I got turned down by another girl at a party



So when you see her standing there

With green eyes and long blonde hair

She wont be wearing underwear, and youll discover

This girls not the one, and shell never be fun

You should just turn and run becauseyoull find out that

Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard to impress

With they way that they dress

With those things on their chests

And the things they suggest to me