You wined me and dined me

When I was your girl

Promised if I´d be your wife

You´d show me the world

But all I´ve seen of this old world

Is a bed and a doctor bill

I´m tearin´ down your brooder house

´Cause now I´ve got the pill



All these years I´ve stayed at home

While you had all your fun

And every year thats gone by

Another babys come

There´s a gonna be some changes made

Right here on nursery hill

You´ve set this chicken your last time

´Cause now I´ve got the pill



This old maternity dress I´ve got

Is goin´ in the garbage

The clothes I´m wearin´ from now on

Won´t take up so much yardage



Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills

Yeah I´m makin´ up for all those years

Since I´ve got the pill



I´m tired of all your crowin´

How you and your hens play

While holdin´ a couple in my arms

Another´s on the way

This chicken´s done tore up her nest

And I´m ready to make a deal

And ya can´t afford to turn it down

´Cause you know I´ve got the pill



This incubator is overused

Because you´ve kept it filled

The feelin´ good comes easy now

Since I´ve got the pill



It´s gettin´ dark it´s roostin´ time

Tonight´s too good to be real

Oh but daddy don´t you worry none

´Cause mama´s got the pill



Oh daddy don´t you worry none

´Cause mama´s got the pill