You wined me and dined me

When I was your girl

Promised if I�d be your wife

You�d show me the world

But all I�ve seen of this old world

Is a bed and a doctor bill

I�m tearin� down your brooder house

�Cause now I�ve got the pill



All these years I�ve stayed at home

While you had all your fun

And every year thats gone by

Another babys come

There�s a gonna be some changes made

Right here on nursery hill

You�ve set this chicken your last time

�Cause now I�ve got the pill



This old maternity dress I�ve got

Is goin� in the garbage

The clothes I�m wearin� from now on

Won�t take up so much yardage



Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills

Yeah I�m makin� up for all those years

Since I�ve got the pill



I�m tired of all your crowin�

How you and your hens play

While holdin� a couple in my arms

Another�s on the way

This chicken�s done tore up her nest

And I�m ready to make a deal

And ya can�t afford to turn it down

�Cause you know I�ve got the pill



This incubator is overused

Because you�ve kept it filled

The feelin� good comes easy now

Since I�ve got the pill



It�s gettin� dark it�s roostin� time

Tonight�s too good to be real

Oh but daddy don�t you worry none

�Cause mama�s got the pill



Oh daddy don�t you worry none

�Cause mama�s got the pill