I met you on a rainy day

But the sun's been out since

And I knew from that moment

That you were my prince

Funny how life is

Always a big surprise

I thought the man of my dreams

Would have blue eyes



And I thought you'd be taller

I thought you'd be rich

I never thought you'd be moody

And at times such a bitch

I thought you'd be brilliant

A real Einstein

But you'd rather watch T.V.

Than challenge my mind

I thought you'd be happy

And never complain

But you're so neurotic

You make me feel sane!



I deamt about you

Did you dream about me?

You wore shining armor

and you rescued me

Funny how dreams are

Not always as they seem

My handsome prince turned out

To be more of a queen



You're not as romantic

As I hoped you'd be

You never buy flowers

At least not for me

We never go strolling

Or watch the sun set

We haven't made love outdoors

Since the night that we met

I thought you'd be athletic

With muscles for days

But I guess it don't matter

'Cause I love you the same



Do do do do, do do do do do do do

Nya nya nya nya, nya nya nya nya nya nya

But don't fear my darling

'Cause you know it's you I adore

And I know you can't be blamed

If at times you're a bore