Farewell to this land's cheerless marshes

Hemmed in like a boar between arches

Her very lowness with her head in a sling

I'm truly sorry - but it sounds like a wonderful thing

Dear Charles, don't you ever crave

To appear on the front of the Daily Mail

Dressed in your mother's bridal veil?



So I checked all the registered historical facts

And I was shocked into shame to discover

How I'm the 18th pale descendant

Of some old queen or other



Has the world changed or have I changed?

Has the world changed or have I changed?

As some 9-year old tough peddles drugs

(I swear I never even knew what drugs WERE)



And so, I broke into the Palace

With a sponge and a rusty spanner

She said,