You keep a knockin' but you can't come in

The way you love I adore

You always come never know where you been

But a, now I'm here baby to even the score



You're up, you're down

You're always running in place

Triathlon if you please

You're always beggin' me for a taste

But ain't up to snuff if you sneeze



Yak yak yak



Lord you give me the bends

Your head's in jail

I'll call out the law

Like The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

He wags his tail instead of his tongue



Your older sister

She's a lot like you

She likes to grab my microphone

Now there ain't too much she won't do

Especially when we're all alone



You're up, you're down

You're always runnin' in place

Triathlon if you please

Her mind's on rewind and erase

But you might get shot, babe

When you're shootin' the breeze



Yak yak yak



Lord you give me the bends

Your heads in jail

I'll call out the law

That The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

That The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

Ooh ooh who who who whoooo

Ooh ooh who who who whoooo



Your older sister

She's a lot like you

And there ain't too much that she won't do

Ooh ooh who who who whooo

Ooh ooh who who who whooo



There's always something

That you got to say

I lose my mind and then I surely fade away, yeah



A yak yak yak



Lord you give me the bends

You're heads in jail

Now look what you done



That The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue

That The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

He wags his tail instead of his tongue

That The Reason A Dog

Has so many friends

'Cause he wags his tail instead of his tongue...arf