The reason I wouldnt kiss you last night

I wouldn;t kiss you cause I was afriad

That Id like you too much

And if I liked you too much

Id be afraid that Id give you a present

And if I gave you a gift,

You might give me a gift

And then Id be afraid...

That I wouldnt like it



The reason, theres always a reason

Behind the reason

When you look for a reason

A reason, I can give you a reason

And maybe youll think

Its a really good reason

But I come up with the reasons



You asked me if Id scratch your back

I wouldnt scratch it

Cause I was afraid that Id twist your arm

And if I twisted your arm

Id be afraid that it would lead to passion

And if we got too drunk

We might fall out of the bunk

And then I;d be afriad

We would have a concussion



CHORUS



Dont ever live with your real love

Stop before it starts

Real love will last much longer

Stay stronger

Living in your heart

Yeah, thats where it belongs, in your heart



The reason, theres always a reason

Behind the reason

When you look for the reason

The reason, I can give you a reason

And maybe youll think

Its a really good reason

But I come up with the reason



Ill never have another chance

At the Parsons dance

(Hes gonna spank me)

Gotta be an apple tree growing in the field

Gotta be at Frankies house right now

Gotta be at Dannys house deja

Gotta meet a holy man

Hell be in the valley when Amelia tries to land

(With his shirt off)

I can never be in love, I can only be in heat

And I never felt so...never felt so...

Never felt so...

Hot