Fozzie: Let's all sing the rhyming song,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

Let's take turns and rhyme together,

The rhyming song.



Scooter: I was hungry but now I'm not,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

'Cause I ate some beans and grapes! (pause)

The rhyming song!



Both: Let's all sing the rhyming song,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

Let's take turns and rhyme together,

The rhyming song.



Annie Sue: I left my knees in your car,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

My laundry's ready at half past nine!

The rhyming song.



All: Let's all sing the rhyming song,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

Let's take turns and rhyme together,

The rhyming song.



Link: The stars are twinkling in the sky,

The rhyming song, the rhyming song,

There's no hot water in my hotel!

The rhyming song.



Scooter: This is not the rhyming song,

All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.

Fozzie: I know it's not the rhyming song!

All: The rhyming song.



Link: What'll we do now?

Annie Sue: I don't know!

All: The rhyming song, the rhyming song.

Fozzie: Let's jump up and down,

and wave our arms in the air,

and get off the stage!