Well a scotsman clad in kilt left the bar one evening fair.

And could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.

He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet

and he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street



Chorus: Ring ding didde diddle i-de-oh, ring di diddley i-oh

He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.



About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye