Insane Clown Posse (ICP)



The Shaggy Show

Hey, how ya doin down there

It's nice to see ya, alright!

Waddup ya'll? Welcome to the show

I'm Shaggy like you don't fuckin know

This is my sidekick, fat pat

He goes, hehehe, and all of that

Anyway on my way here I almost died

This bitch in front of me was like 105

They worry about drunks and late night truckers

Old ass bitches tryin to kill motha fuckas

This lady's got her left blinker on for an hour or more Then she makes a right into my side door

This comedy shit's gettin old

The game is to be sold, not to be told

You can feel the excitment right?

Snoop Dogg is with us tonight

hahaha thats what I'm sayin

Shit, on the Shaggy Show shiit we ain't playin

And that ain't it, also on the show

Anotha motha fucka that well, most of ya know

You see 'em with me a lot, he's like a brother

VIOLENT J'S IN THIS MOTHA FUCKA

I like that kid Violent J

Hey Mike "Whats up?" how ya doin today?

"Just great Shaggz" well thats great

Lets give a hand, to Mike E. Clark and that gangsta fun band!

We'll be right back with Violent J!

Do your homies have money? Are you broke?

Yeah

Do bitches look at you like some kind of joke?

Straight up!

Theres nothin you can do but get your PHD

Playa Hata's Degree?

Thats right

Awww hell yeah

Player Haters Academy located on welfarm in Detroit offers the finest in Playerhation tactics

Yeah thats right

Such as the bitch hater

Hey man fuck that fine ass bitch!

Or the look shooker

Yo bitch I may be ugly but atleast I ain't got no money!

Or the never ending shooting star

Just cuz he got a car he wanna be drivin that bitch!

Get your PHD and join a nation of playerhation WORD UP!

Ok, my first guest, he's nuty as hell

He just served a half a year in the county jail Now he's back, for now atleast

Hey Violent J's in this bitch ass piece

Waddup yall? Whats happenin

Been 6 months and my dick ain't haven it

If I don't hurry up and get me some ass

I might bust this nut on your tv glass

Anyway I'm workin on my brand new shit

A brand new group with my homies twiztid

It's called Dark Lotus, should I play some for ya'll? Hell Nah

Now I been hearin a little about this and that

About you havin some kinda panick attack

Tell us, um is it true?

And when you have one, what tha fuck do you do?

Well I'll be sittin there enjoyin a coffe

And then all of a sudden I'm like, GET OFF ME!

Then I start chokin out pedestriens

Untill they give me my shot of calapalestrien

But thats all over now and thats that

I'm a perfectly normal necropheliac

Just don't test me, or pull strings forget it

I might grab your neck and do bad things with it

Well on that note, thank you J, for real

Well just pop you one of them selopian pills

Take your ass back stage and relax

Snoop Dogg is commin up next!!!

Stay right here we'll be right back

I like my chilli hot, as a matter of fact I like my

chilli so god damn hot

That you can cook a hogs ass in a spoonfull

When a workin man such as myself wants a little hot fixin

I reach for that bottle of mammas god damn hot chilli

Smooth tender chunks filled with chilli beans filled with mamma's hot bastard bacon bits

And drizled with just the right amount of thick savery sauce

Drippin with noodle nuggets and Texas onions

mmmm mmmmm thats hot, god damn hot!

Ask for it by name

Thanx fellas, alright yo were back

My next guest pioneerd the sound of rap

He's come a long way from the LBC

Please welcome Snoop D-O double G

Look up in the sky it's a bird it's a plane

It's the big dogg yo fuckin wit the insane

Clown, get down nigga I represent the town

Hey yo Violent J lets go half on this pound

I stay gangsta lay fine, I drop the bomb

They call me Snoop Dogg and I can raise your arm

So any dick that seem to disagree with me

Step up and watch your motha fuckin ass meet the fee

Snoop, what?, you got platnem on your wall

Where all the fools starin scratch there balls

They wanna be like you, they wanna try ta steal your flows

Yo, why is that so?

It's like everywere I look, and everywere I go

Some bitch ass nigga tryin to steal my flow

But I don't pay 'em no attention oh should I mention

I'm all about the money and riddin in cars with suspension

Bounce makin on the corners smokin dope

Smokin that weed hangin out with my lopes

Folks don't give a fuck about nothin at all

Thats why I'm known to the world as big motha fuckin

Snoop Dogg, nigga

Snoop Dogg everybody

Now we gotta bring a close to our party

Thanx Violent J my lope

And thank you Snoop for that bag of smoke

Join us next time for the show

We'll have that one bitch from Letters To Cleo

Thats it for now, I'm out this bitch

Hey yo gangsta fun, show 'em how ya got rich!