(spoken)

Snuffy: All right everybody, you wanna do the Snuffleupagus Polka?



Kids: Yeah!



Snuffy: All right! Everyone get in their places. And you don't have to be a Snuffleupagus to do it, it just helps to have some around. AND you are in luck today, because there are two of us here, my little sister Alice, and me. I hope you wanna do it, because it's great excercise. All right, Maestro, hit it!



(music starts)

Snuffy: There's a nifty little dance

That Snuffleupaguses do

You may think it's not for you

That simply isn't true

You don't need to have a Snuffle

To be among the few

Who can do the Snuffleupagus Polka

Hey!



(all dance)



Just go and find yourself

A Snuffleupagus or two

We'll show you what to do

We'll do our dance with you

We'll polka, polka, polka, polka

'Til the day is through

Yeah, we'll do the Snuffleupagus Polka

Hey!



(all dance)



We're your perfect polka partners



Alice: I'm Alice



Snuffy: And I'm Snuff!

So let's all strut our stuff

We just can't get enough

It's the dance that keeps us going

When the going's getting tough

We do the Snuffleupagus Polka

We do the Snuffleupagus Polka

Do the Snuffleupagus Polka

Yeah!