We're the sauce in your steak

the cheese in your cake

yes we put the SPRING in Springfield



We're the lace on your nightgown

your point after touchdown

yes we put the SPRING in Springfield



We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra nice

a giddy little thrill at a reasonable price



Our only major quarrel 's with your total lack of morals



Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad

They seem to entertain your dad



We're the gin in your martini

the clams on your linguini

yes we put the SPRING in Springfield



We remember our first visit

The service was exquisite

Why Joseph I had no idea

Oh come now you were working here

Without we'd na had such fun

since march of 1961

To close this place now would be twisted

We just learned this place existed



We the highlights in your hairdo

the extra arms on vishnu

So don't take the (slide whistle)

We won't take the (boing)

So let's keep the (crash) in Springfield