Guibert

I am the world's greatest lover

The greatest lover in the world

I know the game much better than the rest

If you give me a chance

You'll go down with the best

Through history they'll sing of your name

The world's greatest lover

Will bring you fame



Blanche

You'll find I require a villa by the sea

With lavender skies

Making love near a tree

Guibert

You'll have that villa

You'll have that sea

You'll have that tree

If you love me



Blanche

You'll find I need a bejewelled bed

With jasmine and lilacs

And silk for my head

Guibert

You'll have that jasmine

You'll have those lilacs

You'll have that bed

If you love me



Blanche

You'll find I demand a phallus of flame

Eternally rising

That never goes lame

Guibert

You'll have that phallus

You'll have that rising

You'll have that flame

If you love me



Blanche

I know the game much better than the rest

If I'd give you a chance

You'd go down with the best

Through history they'll sing of your name

The world's greatest lover

Will bring you fame



Guibert

I am the world's greatest lover

The greatest lover in the world

Both

I know the game much better than the rest

If you give me a chance

You'll go down with the rest

Through history they'll sing of your name

The world's greatest lover

Will bring you fame