Insane Clown Posse (ICP)



The Stalker

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie,

So I'm grippin' this old piece of shit, right

Here's this smoochie-poo at the stop light

How's about date?

2 tickets for the circus, pick ya up at 8

Fuck no, you're loser

Yeah, but I'll stick my boot up your ass

But I ain't naggin'

To the next light in my pink volkswagon

Oh, excuse me ho, I'm Violent J act like ya know

Violent J the country singer?

No, Violent J the southwest gangstaro

And the bitch was gone (awww)

And I followed her home (aaahhh!)

Cause I got it goin on (hooo!)

And I'm in the haugh (yup)

Parked in a spot good enough to hawk her

Things you do when you's a stalker

"So what happened?"

"Well I really don't like to talk about it but he ruined my life

I mean he was everywhere, everywhere I went"

The stalker

I think that ditso likes me, yeah

She tells you to fuck off with such class

I think that ditso likes me

Yeah go on and get that ass!

Well the stalker, stalks his target

Just happend to see her at the super market

Oh, hi, hey, that peanut butter sucks

You would like Jiffy but it ain't got no nuts

Why don't ya try these

She ran away scared and I'm starin at her butt cheeks

Cause I know she love me

She wanna tease and tease n rub and dub me

"Hello?"

"Hi, it's me"

"Hello?"

"You love me"

"Hello?"

"I love you"

"Hello? Hello?"

Biggitty-bi boo

I'm back in the stone brick house

Candle light dinner and some mexican chow,

Yo I know she gonna show up

Tick tock tick tock no luck

Peep through her window jack off in the backyard

Somebody pulled a jokers card

And you know when jokers caught ya

Things you do when you's a stalker

"Are you ok?"

"I don't know, because I know he'll be back he always comes back

I'll never be able to lead a normal life again"

"It's okay"

The stalker

I think that ditso likes me yeah

She tells you to fuck off with such class

Said I think that ditso likes me

Yeah, go on and get that ass!

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (hoochie coochie hoochie)

I'm gonna stalk this hoochie (smoochie coochie hoochie)

I've been honkin for about 2 weeks

And I ain't even got a fuckin kiss on the cheek

She's with some fuck face

I'm gonna put that college boy in a neck brace

I've gotta just chill

She loves me lots and that's for real

That night I snuck in the back door

With a bucket of chicken and bottle of Faygo

Tip-toe tip-toe creepin cause I know my baby sleepin

Snuck in the bedroom looked through aaahhh!!

She stuck me in the eye with a broom

.....Pulled it out

Popped my eye back in and I can't find her

Ran through the bedroom, ran through the living room

Ran through the bathroom, gotta take a doo

Now I stress, pullin out my hair

I think I heard that bitch upstairs

Up the steps, wicked clown, then I hear a clickin sound

Honey is that you?

How's bout a kissie smoochie poo

Her daddy's gun to my nugget

Never liked the bitch anyway, fuck it

"What'd you do?"

"I tried run but he was always right there just ahead of me. He would

always catch me and hurt me"

I think that ditso likes me yeah

She tells you to fuck off with suck class

I think that ditso likes me

Yeah, go on and get that ass

I also like to blow holes into the heads of rednecks