I finished the story of my life

About three a.m. last night

It's the best thing I've ever read

And though the start seemed to drag

You know the middle really wasn't bad

And the end turned out okay



If I had to edit anything

I might reign those chapters in

I spent miserable and afraid

But you know I love the book as a whole

I wouldn't mess around with its soul

Pull a thread and it might come undone