Sooty's all grown up he's not a puppet anymore

He's interested in getting pissed and passing out on the floor, Oi!

He glassed Basil Brush with a bottle of stout

And threw a dart in Squeek's eyes before he pulled it out

Who's that walking on air?

Bouncing down the street without a care?

It's skin head Sooty, with the killer xylophone, Oi!

With blood soaked bovver boots and a racist attitude

A mean fucking mother's son

Not afraid of anyone

Got the others on the run

Here he comes, here he comes

Sooty the skin, Oi!

queek, queek, queek, queek, queek, Oi!

Sooty's got a tattoo and he's gone and shaved his head

He's dating muppets half his age

And getting them into bed

He says his old friends are all miserable pricks

They're married now or dead and gone

Or mentally sick

Who's that walking on air?

Bouncing down the street without a care?

Well the hunce caught up with Basil Brush and he got clubbed to death

(god blimy, god blimy etc)

Hey Paul, it's enough mate

It's dead mate)

mate, you've knocked the stuffing out of him

Bill and Ben got little weed and smoked it in the shed

Weed! Weed! Weed!

Blubba that little weed

Zebadee ODed on E and now he's pushing clover

It's not lawn I got it from the womballs

Dougal blindly humps the leg of his owner

I say, what's that tune, said Dougal

(Last post, damn, splinter) Ow

bobby is a bigot

the clangers flew away

The thunderbirds are puppets, No!

And Andy Pandy's Gay!

(and proud people, and proud, no strings on end, he stands up himself =

these

days)

Who's causing havoc on the docks?

In a pair of bright red braces and cherry red docs!

It's skin head Sooty with the