(Frank)How do you do

I see youve met my faithful handyman

Hes a little brought downBecause when you knocked

He thought you were the handyman

Didnt you freaky

Dont get strung out by the way I look

Dont judge a book by its cover

Im not much of a manBy the light of day

But by night Im one hell of a lover



Im just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania



Let me show you around

Maybe play you a sound

You look like youre both pretty groovie

Or if you like something visual

Thats not too abysmal

We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie



(Brad)

Im glad we caught you at home

Ah - could we use your phone

Were both in a bit of a hurry

Well just say where we areThen go back to the car

We dont want to be any worry



(Frank)

You got caught with a flat

Well how about that

Well babies dont you panic

By the light of the night

Itll all seem alright

Ill get you a satanic mechanic

Im just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania

Why dontcha stay for the night - night

Or maybe a bite - bite

I could show you my favorite obsession

Ive been making a manWith blond hair and a tan

And hes good for reliving my tension

Im just a sweet transvestite

From transsexual transylvania

Im just a sweet transvestiteFrom transsexual transylvania



So come up to the labAnd see whats on the slab

I see you shiver with anticipation

But maybe the rain Is really to blame

So Ill remove the causeBut not the symtom