Trix for kicks hip to the mix

Posin' for pics chewin' chew with the hick chicks

Fun is a gang bang I'm doin' the wild thing

Boffin' and aa bruisin' in the back of a Mustang

With style and finesse I'm never second best

Drink beer for breakfast pass any piss test

Mai Tai's no tie dyes I don't red by candles

I don't wear beads or Burkenstock sandles

I'm loud and rude dirty and crude

Talkin' to you with a mouth full of food

Stayin' up all night makin' noise so illegal

Got your high power Trower playin'