If i play soccer

im sure im a great player

Peter Shoemaker can't save my ball

He will fall down on the shoal

Micro Ovum can't score a goal

i'll stand there to say no no no

Chorus

Soccer mania

Soccer mania

every one can play even Anastasia

except me

If i know how to shoot

i'll give Peter Shoemaker a hoop

He will never be a denmark keeper

but maybe he will be a rubish car driver

i'll shoot the ball on Micro Ovum's face

He will be full of grace!!!!