Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose

Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes

She screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop

I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

You know I love her yeah I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world



If I ever lose her I'll go insane

I go Heaven crazy when she calls my name

She says baby baby baby I l-l-l-love you

There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do

You know I love her yeah I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world



The woman that I love she's got two flat feet

Her knees knock together walking down the street

She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed

She ain't much to look at but like I said

I love her yeah I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world



(She's so ugly.... gotta be ugly....)



I don't mean to say that she's got nothing done

She's got a weird sense of humor that's all her own

When I get low she sets me on my feet

Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet

You know I love her (she's so ugly)

yeah I love her (man she's ugly)

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world



(she's so ugly.... man she's ugly)

(gotta be ugly.... woman be ugly)

(ugly ugly.... she's so ugly)



Well the woman that I love she's got a hook in her nose

Her eyebrows meet she wears sexy damn clothes

she screams when I stutter and she walks with a hop

I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop

You know I love her yeah I love her

I'm in love with the ugliest girl in the world