FBI Guy In Green Suit and Sunglasses: V

This is a vase

That I'll put in this vat

Away from the villain in the panama hat



(he walks off stage, the villain arrives right afterwards)



Villain In The Panama Hat: I am the villain in the panama hat

And I'm after that vase

That's here in this vat



(evil laugh as he pulls the vase out of the vat)



I'll fill it with vinegar

And throw in some varnish

And top that all off with some violets for garnish



(evil laugh)



And now I will slip it

Here under my vest



(opens his vest to insert the vase and the FBI Guy pops out of his jacket)



FBI Guy: Oh, no you don't, villain!

You're under arrest!



(whips out handcuffs, the villain frowns and the FBI Guy smiles)



V!